A WORLD WHERE GETS AIDS WHO DOESN'T FUCK

Were the world to be perfect, it would be without virgin teenagers. Despite this, still we overestimate the leadership of a virgin man who used to speak to fishermen, zombie (Lazzaro) and a guy with stinky hands because of a repulsion to touching water (Ponzio Pilato). Jesus, on the one hand was good, he really spoke to folks better than any nerd did in history. On the other hand he just skipped the instrument of happiness: sex. No, it's not Love. Love is what you hope for when you can't pay a nurse.

Anyway, our culture speaks awkwardly to a teenager, it's like: “If you have sex, Jesus may get pissed off”. It's like, if someone shares a video of himself on porn-tube, you will be there to be pissed off.

We should have crucified Lady Gaga instead of Jesus Christ. And Jesus should have been Peter to build a Church on Lady Gaga's chronicles. That would have been a kick-ass religion!

I have both on my FB, Jesus and Lady Gaga, and I'm still looking forward to the day I will read “Jesus Christ and Lady Gaga are in a relationship”. With such a thing at least our culture would speak to teenagers like: “Jesus does it better, because he is LadyGagolic”.

Even atheists wish they were fundamentalist.

Our culture would be damn fashionable, the economy would get improved thanks to slogans like “Buy Latex, not war” and psychoanalytical problems' will fade out thanks to stickers like “Sex happens”.