Not
considering whiter skin and red hair, there are no big differences
between Italians and Irish but one.
The
“philosophical essay” of the day is titled: “Whereas Italians
are used to give proof of their own heterosexuality even with sheep,
goats and Bambi; the Irish are homosexual before the fourth
Guinness”.
It
All begun with Molly Malone. She was the first prostitute of Dublin,
thus she had a statue in the centre of Dublin.
Now,
if I were born in a city with the Iron version of the best whore of
Ireland, believe me, I would be gay too. She is Gorgeous! Let's have
a look at this from the point of view of a Dubliner. You got drunk,
you spent the night lying at Molly Malone's iron feet fancying about
very despicable sex with such an Iron boobed lady, then you wake up
and, from that moment on, you can never have sex with a common “flesh
and blood” woman. That's why the Irish need Guinness Googles to
fuck women. They are right! Her iron boobs could make me horny even
if I'm not drunk and I rue the day God made women of flash and bones!
If
God had took the cardiac-bypass instead of Adam's rib, Guinness would
not exist!
Actually,
despite Irish culture, such a problem is typical of the Internet age.
Today boys are too attracted by porno actress seen on porn-tube thus
they can no more find common women attractive. Freedom of speech
turned out to be freedom of pornography,
therefore a strong alternative to sex so that you need it only
for procreation. Pornography is a sign of a God! That's my theory.
At
this point we can remark the fact that the Irish, unlike other
countries, thanks to Molly Malone's experience are avoiding the “sex
on the web” Era and still have the guts to procreate a lot.
“Sex
Happens” in Ireland like “Shit Happens” in the USA. You just
step on it. And it brings luck!
Then,
what about Italians? We fuck. It's because, even though we are in
Europe, we still can't speak English so we can't look for the word
“Porn Tube” on Google. And the Colosseum doesn't have boobs.
Believe an Italian boy
writing about sex in English from Ireland.
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