Sunday 18 March 2012

IF ONLY WE HAD THE PILL OF HAPPINESS



If only heroin was free, we would have a bunch of social improvements. Firstly, life would be so much better because people would be more chatty. Secondly health care would no longer be an issue if we were dead before 40. Finally, even drugs, if we were all addicted to heroine, would no longer be an issue. Everyone is doing it, so who cares?
The point is, we all should love a device to produce heroin for our family. Naturally it would be based on your age, body weight and addiction level because, of course, a child can’t get the same dose as an adult; it would be a waste of money.
Life would be so much better with heroin. It would be more effective for global peace than holding each other's hands all around the world like a fence. Not only, I’m also pretty much sure that sex couldn’t be nearly .as effective. In fact, to get some sex, you would have to pay for a dinner or a prostitute/hooker and, however, you would still have no guarantee of achieving it but you run the risk of getting into a relationship. J. Deleuze said: “To solve psychoanalytic problems, health care should provide a Mistress for everyone” That was one hell of a Philosopher! But to compare Heroin with such a perversion, we could survive over 40 years old and then the health care would be an expensive issue. That’s the philosophical reason why heroin is better than psychoanalysis, sex and sadomasochism.
Despite this, we still adore a man that, turned 33, hanging to a cross, said “No!” to a little bit of a drug meant to avoid pain before death. I just don’t get it.

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