Fisting
is a rather weird kink. The first time is painful, the second time
it's still painful but you are learning how to take it, from the
third time on you are asking for more. That's why Italians elected a
prime minister 3 times whose hand they wouldn't hold because he
fisted an entire nation.
Despite
coming in for a lot of criticism he lubed us with women, smiles and
jokes. One of his jokes is him breaking up a FAO's conference about
the hungry in he world coming up with “Well, the meeting is over,
let's go to eat altogether”. You are sweetly taken in by the lies
and get fucked by a man who has plenty of women and makes you laugh.
Right
now we have Mario Monti, the new prime minister imposed by UE, but
Italians are pissed-off pretending like “We didn't elect him!”
but, were democracy to be catching on in Italy, the Church would pay
taxes. It doesn't. Facing reality, we don't suffer the lack of
democracy more than the lack of lube and Mario Monti can't even
smile.
Speaking
about lubes, I bring up last but not least the Pope issue. Just after
his election it came up that Ratzinger was responsible for covering
up paedophile priests all around the world during the John Paul II
era. Somewhere I read that were he not to be elected Pope, which
means Head of State and immunity, he would be processed in the USA
for such a crime with a tremendous amount of money lost for the
Church. Thus God comes across as a much more effective lube than
floosies and comedians.
Therefore
politicians need God and, because God needs to shine and gold is what
shines more, he can count on politicians. What do they have in
common? Both fuck people, pretend to be good-Shepherds and fight
against homosexuality. Thus Italy ends up being like the “120 days
of Sodoma” of De Sade: “Chick on the pillow, ass up in the air
and 10 Paternoster for your sins Italy”.
-Picture by Tico Sugar-
No comments:
Post a Comment