Wednesday 21 March 2012

LOCK 'N LOAD MAIDS!


Were the world to be ruled by women, we would have only one week per month of war. And it would be like: “Well girls, from now on, we are not speaking to Afghanistan!” (Daniele Luttazzi)
How do they canalize such energy?
In the wake of the research of groups of American scientists, it turned out that “cleaning things” is addictive. The test was as follows:
Firstly: Give to a group of 154 wives (154 is too weird not to be true) 154 vacuum cleaner.
Secondly: Give to their 154 husbands, not telling to the wives, 154 red laser pointers.
Finally: Scream as if you are Leonidas “Women, there's plenty of ants in that room. Clean it!”
After 10 hours of raging cleaning job, no wives were tired. Even though the wrists of the males are well trained since adolescence thanks to Lara Croft's boobs, after 10 hours of painful swirling of red laser dots 154 dots were tired but one. The cleaning women leader went to the last exhausted red dot standing and like Braveheart sad: “I'll let you live, thus you can tell others what you have seen!”

1 comment:

  1. Amore della mamma (beloved child), ora che hai rimosso il tuo Fb dall'ethernet (now that you've removed your Facebook profile from the face of internet) come faccio io a contattarti (tell me how do you suppose me to contact you)?
    C'è così tanto poco amore per la sottoscritta nelle remote piege della tua mente (Is there any little love 4 me in your fucking brain)?

    Tell me If your only the last of a long block ok people who pleased me and after got away with murder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lXqHh1-uk necessary quotation of Jefferee Star's video)!

    Form a beloved mother (da un'amata madre superiora) to a beloved, sweet, child of mine (ad un amato figlio nello spirito, e, si suppose, anche nella filosofia).

    With love,
    SorellaJc.

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